What is the scariest experience you've had with Mother Nature?
Submitted by jacolily.
Hopefully you know this by now, but I am not afraid of anything, therefore, I have not had any even remotely fear inducing experiences with Mother Nature, let alone anything else. I am the most awesome cat that ever lived, duh. Mother Nature, however, has had quite a few scary experiences with me. There was the time that I caught three birds, two mice, a lizard, and seven moths in one day. Ohhhh yeeahh, Mother Nature was in fear of me then. Then, there was the time that I decided to rip all of the tall grass out of the yard because I didn't like it. Then, there was the time that I viciously attacked all of the dandelion puffs in our yard. Another time, I chased a huge angry dog away from my humans. Hahaha! I am king of everything. I eat Mother Nature for breakfast. Mrowr.
What are you most looking forward to in August?
So far this summer, I have caught two chipmunks, ridiculously awesome I know. In August, I am looking forward to killing every little last chipmunk that I can find. Mmm... tasty. My humans were really surprised when I caught my first chipmunk. I heard them running around the house gasping to each other, "Wow! Tobber caught a chipmunk, I didn't think he could do that!" Of course I can do that! I can do anything! I'm Tobber! I don't understand my humans sometimes, I mean, they obviously are not smart enough to grasp the magnitude of my awesomeness. It's so annoying. To make matters worse, the next time I caught a chipmunk, they did the exact same thing! Duh! They forget so quickly. I can catch anything I want. I'm like the master of all cats, and my hunting skills are matched by no one. Try to keep that in mind.
Are you going to be amongst the first people to buy the iPhone 3G? If so, when do you plan on picking yours up and which one will you be purchasing?
I will not be buying an iPhone 3G. The phone I use, I designed myself. It is far superior to the 3G obviously. It has a 15 megapixel camera, surfs the internet at speeds of 3 gigs a second, and has a 1 trilobite processor and 10 trilobites of memory. It has a full meowty keyboard, assignable meowtones, and picture caller ID. It also has full versions of the Sims 2, World of Warcraft, and Mario Kart Wii. It also has a Wii. You can also use it as a universal remote. And it flies. And you can pick locks with it. And you can use it to decipher any code. And it has a tazer. So yeah, why would I want a stupid iPhone 3G when I have a TobberPhone 4000GGGG? Mrowr.
If you could leave notes for the future, what message would you have left in the past for today?
Submitted by Nameless.
My note would say, "Hi future Tobber. This is past Tobber. Wow. It's hard to believe you could be any more awesome than you currently are, but obviously, you exceed all parameters of awesomeness. Sincerely, Tobber - the most awesome cat alive." When I find this message today, it will be exceedingly awesome like me and will serve to make my day a truly awesome moment in time. Mrowr.
In honor of Independence Day, show us something patriotic.
Here is a very American pose from me. Ahh.. sun and a rocking chair, what could be more patriotic?
What does blogging do for you?
Submitted by Madeleine Rose.
It's more like, "What do I do for blogging?" because blogging does not do anything for me. What a dumb human question. Verbs do not do things for you, but I digress. I blog so that everyone can fulfill a fraction of their wishes to be as awesome as I am. I mean, other cats and even humans stare at me all day long and aspire to be like me, so I blog to give them a little hope that they can. (Even though no one will ever be as awesome as me, please.) By me blogging, it gives blogs some useful information to boast about. How many websites can say, "Hey, I have a blog by Tobber!" Only one.
Out of anyone in your address book, with whom would you most like to have lunch today?
A better question would be, "Who would like to have lunch with me?" and the answer to that question is - Everybody. I am certainly the first entry in any address book. It doesn't matter that my name starts with a 'T', most people list me as #1 Tobber so that I can be their first call. Whenever someone makes last minute plans with you, it's because their first choice was not available, and I am everyone's first choice. Every morning, I get a plethora of calls asking me to lunch so that people can feast on my greatness and learn from my wise ways. The first thing I ask them is, "What are you serving?" Being not an especially picky eater, I definitely go for quality. I'm not going to eat out of somebody's garbage can for Pete's sake. If they are serving something good, I go with whoever is the most worthy of my presense, and that is usually the best looking cats with the cleanest litter boxes. I'm not going to soil my paws people. Being that the original question was who would I like to have lunch with though, I would have to go with the owner of Kraft foods, as Kraft string cheese is #1 for me. Mmm... think I will go steal some now. Mrowr.
What would make you question a friendship?
Submitted by stueykins.
I would question a friendship if my friends started doing anything other than my express wishes and permissions for them. For example, if a friend of mine wouldn't stop meowing when I told them to or if they ate my food or something, I would totally kill them. They should definitely know their place, and it is always below me. One time, I had this friend that jumped up and started taking a nap in my la-z-boy. I was so enraged. Unless you are me, your place to lay down is wherever I say it is and that is usually outside under the porch or next to the toilet or something. Sometimes when I'm feeling generous, I let my friends sleep in a pool of my urine or next to some of my vomit. They are so spoiled. Anyways, back to my friend in the la-z-boy. As soon as I saw him, I said, "Get the heck out of my chair you loser," and then I kicked his butt for about an hour. He cried and left my house, and I said, "Don't you ever come back here you selfish piece of crap." Clearly, he wasn't worth having as a friend. What a tool.
What is a childhood memory that still haunts you?
Nothing really haunts me about my childhood. I spent some time out on the streets, but I totally kicked ass when I was there. I mean, I kick ass in every situation. Anyways, back to the streets. There were some pretty messed up cats out there, but I held my own. Nobody messes with me. Nowadays, I even chase the dogs away from my house to keep my humans safe. They bought a dog that is supposed to watch them, but nobody can do anything better than I can. That dog was so easy to dominate, she won't be able to protect my humans from anything. All I have to do is look in her direction and she pees on the ground in fear. Haha... mrowr.
How many TVs do you have in your house?
I have 6 TVs. One in each of the four bedrooms so that I can watch it wherever I'm laying, and one in the living room and one in the kitchen. I need another one so I can watch it from the litter box too.
